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Public Admonition USOP6589RD022509

Public Admonition USOP6589RD022509 from Our Benevolent and Wise Big Daddy: On Wasteful Unhealthy Expenditures

If you are employed by Private/Quasi-Private Federally-Rescued Corporation (PQPFRC), or employed by Private/Quasi-Private Corporation (PQPC) which functions as business partner with PQPFRC, I best not find you or your employees:

·        Spaying or Neutering: Dog: $200 / Cat: $145

·        Initial Medical Exam: Dog: $70 / Cat: $130

·        Collar or Leash: Dog: $30 / Cat: $10

·        Litter Box: Cat: $25

·        Scratching Post: Cat: $15

·        Crate: Dog: $95

·        Carrying Crate: Dog: $60 / Cat: $40

·        Training: Dog: $110

·        Total One Time Costs: Dog: $565 / Cat: $365

§         Annual Expenses

·        Food: Dog: $120/ Cat: $145

·        Annual Medical Exams: Dog: $235 / Cat: $130

·        Litter: Cat: $200

·        Toys and Treats: Dog: $55 / Cat: $25

·        License: Dog: $15

·        Health Insurance: Dog: $225 / Cat: $175

·        Miscellaneous: Dog: $45 / Cat: $30

§         Total Annual Costs: Dog: $695 / Cat: $705

§         Total First Year Pet Ownership Costs: Dog: $1,260 / Cat: $1,070      (Note: This does not even touch on lavish luxuries typically bestowed upon pets by higher-income households)

  • With more than one child
  • Owning more than one automobile
  • Owning any foreign-manufactured automobile
  • Overweight
  • Eating out
  • Not volunteering with a secular community organization minimum of 14 hours per week
  • Speaking against the government in public, in church, in private
  • Voting against Democrat leadership
  • Criticizing the NEA or any other Liberal Fascist organization
  • Listening to conservative talk radio
  • Visiting extra-corporation and/or government-forbidden Internet sites during business hours
  • Visiting government-forbidden Internet sites beyond business hours
  • Missing three hours of liberal media Truth each day
  • Missing a tax payment
  • Extending the legal allowable carbon footprint limit
  • Smoking a cigarette
  • Drinking alcohol beyond legal allowable per diem limit
  • Being, or acting in manners categorized as, intolerant
The Beautiful and Dynamic First Lady’s Fortune for You this Day: 
 
“My children: There is a Third Way: Working honestly in peace together, shoulder to shoulder, with guidance from Benevolent Big Daddy, this is what will set us free from times of crisis. Walking in the light of the Third Way will make us stronger and build our character as a people”.
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