Public Admonition USOP6589RD022509 from Our Benevolent and Wise Big Daddy: On Wasteful Unhealthy Expenditures

If you are employed by Private/Quasi-Private Federally-Rescued Corporation (PQPFRC), or employed by Private/Quasi-Private Corporation (PQPC) which functions as business partner with PQPFRC, I best not find you or your employees:

• Operating/traveling on a private jet (http://sweetness-light.com/archive/the-costs-of-obamas-weekend-trip)
• for meetings which could have been held as conference calls
• to useless social events
• With a fleet of 31 private helicopters
• Receiving/extending exorbitant bonuses (http://sweetness-light.com/archive/obamas-own-blind-spot-about-bonuses) and/or other perqs
• With household pets (Expense Source: http://www.moneyunder30.com/the-true-cost-of-pet-ownership)
• Why?
• One Time Expenses

·        Spaying or Neutering: Dog: $200 / Cat: $145

·        Initial Medical Exam: Dog: $70 / Cat: $130

·        Collar or Leash: Dog: $30 / Cat: $10

·        Litter Box: Cat: $25

·        Scratching Post: Cat: $15

·        Crate: Dog: $95

·        Carrying Crate: Dog: $60 / Cat: $40

·        Training: Dog: $110

·        Total One Time Costs: Dog: $565 / Cat: $365

§         Annual Expenses

·        Food: Dog: $120/ Cat: $145

·        Annual Medical Exams: Dog: $235 / Cat: $130

·        Litter: Cat: $200

·        Toys and Treats: Dog: $55 / Cat: $25

·        License: Dog: $15

·        Health Insurance: Dog: $225 / Cat: $175

·        Miscellaneous: Dog: $45 / Cat: $30

§         Total Annual Costs: Dog: $695 / Cat: $705

§         Total First Year Pet Ownership Costs: Dog: $1,260 / Cat: $1,070      (Note: This does not even touch on lavish luxuries typically bestowed upon pets by higher-income households)

• With more than one child
• Owning more than one automobile
• Owning any foreign-manufactured automobile
• Overweight
• Eating out
• Not volunteering with a secular community organization minimum of 14 hours per week
• Speaking against the government in public, in church, in private
• Voting against Democrat leadership
• Criticizing the NEA or any other Liberal Fascist organization
• Listening to conservative talk radio
• Visiting extra-corporation and/or government-forbidden Internet sites during business hours
• Visiting government-forbidden Internet sites beyond business hours
• Missing three hours of liberal media Truth each day
• Missing a tax payment
• Extending the legal allowable carbon footprint limit
• Smoking a cigarette
• Drinking alcohol beyond legal allowable per diem limit
• Being, or acting in manners categorized as, intolerant